and then another bomb drops

And so we were happy that we were finally reaching our anniversary at work - which is a first for most of us. Who would've thought that:

• We'd be able to stay afloat despite the fact that we are not getting paid well.
• We were able to survive all the trials we have encountered - professionally and personally.
• The account was still standing after a year.
• That I'd be able to stay for more than a year and get promoted twice.

And now. The bomb - very appropriate I might say.

I feel like a freakin' P.A.

I am being ordered "nicely" to do jobs not included in my job description. Here are samples:

• Canvassing and buying stuff.
  
• Sending reports to different people - reports concerning stuff that I did not do.

So how do I diffuse the bomb?

I remember they used to say Blue, Yellow, Red.

I forgot which one to cut.